All Things Rock Quotes W/ The Twins

"It's like a fire under your ass." - Joel

"You would call em nerd." - Benji

"Shut up!"- Joel to Benji.

Joel reads post, "'Dear Benji and Joel, I love 'Seein' Red' by UL, but I'm worried that the song will get played too much and I'll get sick of it'...blah."

Benji: "Shut up kid...we're gonna play it for you...you won't get sick of it. or something like that...erm...."

"This video was shot in an old theatre...that's where Joel lives, in a dirty old theatre...'Get outta here kids'" - Benji

Post: Dear Benji and Joel, you guys are always fighting and I think since you're brothers, you guys should hug just once...

Joel: No. Sorry, no.

Benji: Yeah. Joel has this thing where he doesn't touch people and he washes his hands a lot.

"Bonjour Beotch." - Benji

Benji: I personally dont find it hard being married and being on tour.

Joel: You're not married.

Benji: Oh...right.

Joel: ...and you never will be!

"I wish we had a coffee table and a cup of water here on ATR and i am getting sick of these tattoo designs behind me..." - Benji

Benji: I remember when we called Limp Bizkit to produce our video, he never called us back. I auditioned for guitarist, he never called back. I called his mom, he never called back.

Joel: "Now, we don't have a platinum record. We don't even have a gold record."

Benji: "We have a record."

Joel: I do have some gold teeth. But no gold record...or whatever.

Benji: "And I've been known to wear some platinum. For weeks, man. For weeks!"

(talking about No Doubt's video game) Benji: I?m buying that one.

Joel: I got play station 2 **points at benj** He?s got x-box.

Benji: Billy and Paul bought me x-box. I think they just got it so they could play with it though.

Joel: Yah. Thanks guys, Billy and Paul. We love you guys, anywayz....

Joel: But first, let?s play the first video for tonight.

Benji: That was good **both laughs**

Joel: Thanks.

(Talking about the HFStival) Benji: Some of the bands that will be playing are Quarashi, Alien Ant Farm, P.O.D., Eminem.

Joel: Incubus...

Benji: Yah.

Joel: Yah.

Benji: Alright, you sure about that?

Joel: ...No.

(Stephanie: HAHAHAHA, yeah Incubus wasn't there...)

Benji: (reading post) 'Do you guys read actual posts or do the writers give you something?' ... Do you think that we're puppets? I don't make this stuff. Some kids wrote these things on the message boards.

Joel: This show can't afford writers.

Benji: Do you think I write these? Here, listen. 'Benji is hot,' 'Benji is god,' 'ATR rocks,' 'Benji is cool,' I don't think I write these. We are not puppets!

Joel: "No more posts for you." (snatches posts from Benji)

Benji: C'mon Joel, who's tougher?

Joel: Okay, he is. No wait actually we have this dog named Cash.

Benji: Yeah, Cash.

"This next video is Blink 182's First Date...Joel's still yet to have one." - Benji

"This next video reminds me of my brother Joel...he used to walk around the house all the time...always rockin the short shorts." - Benji

Benji: You guys, this is an interesting fact. Joel dressed up like the Karate Kid 7 years in a row.

Joel: Hey I like uh Mr. Miagi, I was Mr. Miagi.

Benji: No you were the Karate Kid.

Joel: Oh.

Benji: Anywayz, uh thought you might wanna know that.

Joel: My name is Joel. This is Benji, my brother.

Benji: I hate you.

"I'm gonna read it but if I mess up, this is just a practice time." - Benji

"Wow, Joel, that's a lot of videos to live up to. *Thumbs Up*" - Benji

BENJI QUOTES

"This is the makeout song. Although you should ask the person fist 'cause I've had some troubles with that before." (During "Seasons")

"C'mon, everyone put your hands in the air and sway them back and forth. Let's get a big hippie, we are the world thing going on!"

"I'm gonna... go... walk into... traffic."

"We don't really consider ourselves a punk rock band. Punk rock is suppose to be anti-clique, but these days, even punk rock has gotten cliquey."

"Sorry mom I like to makeout!"

"Me fail English? That's unpossible!"

"They used to call him Joely Moley."

"Did I mention I'm allergic to everything?"

"Christina Aguilera tired to make out with me... and I shut her down!" (imitating Joel)

"I pulled my own pants down and put it on myself and said 'you guys leave me alone.'" (about the Bengay incident)

"Look!...There's Joel!...There's the other one!"

"1 egg, 1 sperm...2 babies!"

"Good Charlotte's for the kids!!!"

"He's what you call a loser folks. A loser." (Speaking about Joel in high school.)

"I'm agoraphobic. I just want someone to love me!"

"We like to go out to shopping malls and harass people."

"We usually say this is the 'Makeout Song' but our mom is here!"

"What's my official statement? My official statement is.... that I've been wearing the same underwear for four days."

"We stole all of Paul's clothes and made him play naked."

"When we do fight it's not about things we think we'd fight about like, music. It's about like, I'll wear Joel socks and he'd be like, *Benji imitating Joel* Dude?dude? I told you not to wear my socks, dude? You know I like my socks? Benj!?Dude?Oh are those my boxers too??Dude ohhh? Ohh do you have to go there?Dude? Dude! Then we're like in the studio in this really important part of the song and I'll be like 'what do you think we should do?' I don't care? are those my boxers? Dude!"

"I sell out every day. I say give me a five dollars and I'll give you a kiss."

"I fell off the stage and all my clothes fell off! And I wet my pants, but they fell off, so I couldn't wet them, so it must have been the kid standing next to me."

"You know who else likes making out? Sum41. I know from first hand experience. ..Or... my friend does."

"Hi we're crazy town and we suck!"

"One time I ripped Joel?s nipples off! One time I pierced Paul?s butt cheeks together."

"I don't know how your gonna take this, but Santa Claus isn't real, Bro..." -Benji to Joel.

"You know, I just like to keep it all in the family." -Benji, after being accused of having relations with his bro Joel.

"Hey guys, I have some bad news for you. We were backing out of the parking lot...and I think we ran over Lil Bow Wow. Sorry, our bad."- Benji

Benji: "...with your poo poo and your pee pee..."

"Yeah, on our day off we went to Disneyland for our first time and Joel was like a little kid. He was like 'Come on guys we have to hurry to Space Mountain!' And this morning when I walked in the bathroom, I swear I heard him singing 'When You Wish Upon A Star.'" - Benji

PZO: Did you ever watch Sesame Street and, if you did, who was your favorite character?

Benji: No, I didn?t watch it. I watched Mr. Rogers though. That guy is creepy.

PZO: What?s your favorite place to eat in California?

Benji: Your mom?s house!! No, just kidding. Actually, outside on the sidewalk. I like to spread my food around and make people walk around me.......No, I like El Pollo Loco....and Rubio?s!

PZO: Do you get along with the other band members?

Benji: Not at all. They?re all assholes. As soon as I find some other guys to replace them with, they?re out. Nah, we?re all friends. We all get along. Joel and I are best friends.

PZO: How did you all meet?

Benji: It?s a weird story actually. We were all going to your mom?s house. We all got there at the same time and met on the porch.

PZO: Oh really....

Benji: Yeah! No, we met in high school.

PZO: I like the other story better.

Benji: Me too

PZO: Can you dance?

Benji: I can freak.

JOEL QUOTES

"You can only start a boyband if you kill one of the ones already out there."

"I think that our goal in Good Charlotte is just to be Good Charlotte, and whatever happens, whatever that means, we don't even know, we just push on and tour and make music and do whatever."

"Allright now for this next song I want to see everyone jumping up and down! Expecially all you pretty girls right here."

"I'd do anything for him."- Joel, talking about Benji

"We're all music fans and we just love being in a band, and that's why we do it."

"In 10th grade, I kissed your girlfriend. But don't worry, I didn't like it. She used too much tounge." -Joel, to Benji.

"I think Benj is a little bit more outgoing and in your face. I?m a little bit more reserved and quiet and conservative in some ways. Benj is wild, you never know what to except out of him. He?s out of control sometimes, and that?s the way he is and I love him for it. I wouldn?t change one thing about him. We?re just like Ying and Yang, me and him, like night and day sometimes. He?s really outspoken and he says what he thinks right away. He's got strong opinions and he?s very hard core about being um? he?s not straight-edged, like he doesn?t call himself straight-edged but he is just very extreme. Whatever he does is extreme and I?m not quite as much like that. " -Joel, describing how him and Benji are different.

"I think the terrorists are just idiots."

tw: Ever spit on a fan? Joel: Oh, naw, dude (laughing)! We leave that for those metal bands!

"I would never sign to a label called Death Row."

"Waldorf is a hell of a town."

"Music is supposed to be an escape. It's supposed to be somewhere you can be yourself, or what whatever you want to be."

"Instead of going out and shooting people...why don't you start a band?"-(talking about terrorists)

"We got the shit and piss kicked out of us... one day I got beaten so badly, I laid in a puddle on my own piss and blood and urine... which is the same thing I guess... I wanna apologize to Australia for the words I just used!"

*ring ring* "...Hold on, we got to stop... Aaron, I told you to turn this thing off... Hold on, I want to see who called..." "We were singing about how poor we were, then like, the cell phone rings." --during an acoustic version of "Waldorf Worldwide"

"Go back to the circus, FREAK!"

"I put on pretty good sock puppet shows and I can mime"

"I don't smile."

"You can call him Benjamin, that's what Momma calls him."

"We were put together by the label, we had to try out in a gymnasium... no, just kidding "

"Whether they play us on the radio or not, if they put us on MTV or not, it doesn't matter 'cause all of you guys are standing here and we're a family. Punk rock is a family."

"Its only GAY if you swallow..."

PAUL QUOTES

"I dropped an anvil on Benji."

"Come guys sing. I know you know the words. Sing with me!! I forget them!"

"Don't get it wrong. We all hate their dad." (Referring to the twin's dad)

"It's OK, nobody's as much of a psycho as I am."

"My dream is to go home and stay there."

"People just always ask me for a "Paul hug"... what the heck is that?"

BILLY QUOTES

"No, my name is Billina!!"

"Do you know how much stuff it takes to make my hair stay up?!?!"

"It really doesn't matter. Like sometimes I'm in a crunchy mood, sometimes I'm in a creamy mood, ya know?"

"I murdered Paul's entire family."

"I like pretty shirts with stars on them."

"I can juggle."

"And now, I'm going to the bathroom... And no... you can't follow me in there!"

"I know how much of a pain dragging your guitar around is?"

"One day we can walk hand in hand down the road towards a rainbow all happy."

"That's some good shit... I MEAN STUFF!" (Nightmare Before Christmas hat)

"I'm not famous. You're all just crazy!"

"Our fans are the best!"

"I'm scared of cops...!"

"We spend a majority of the show after the playing just walking around the crowd and meeting kids. Kids are like 'Why do you do this?' And we all say, 'Well, if it wasn't for you guys, we'd be nothing.' It's like it makes sense to us just to hang out cuz we like to."

"I don?t really think there is such a thing as a band selling out."

"I don't dislike too many things except for snakes! I don't have much of a tolerance for really fake people either, another thing I hate is when St. Paul touches my... Nevermind, I'm actually pretty content with everything"

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